Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:54 pm
Lyrics To the Epicly Catchy Song
Punch \'em in the dick! Punch \'em in the dick!
Motherfuckers talk shit -- Punch \'em the dick!
Yo! Look at that chump! See the way that he struts?
Don\'t kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts!
Just pop a squat, start lettin\' off the shots
Like knock-knock-knock, just cold-cocked his cock!
To all the cock-knockers, nut-crackers, ball breakers,
Peter-beaters, keep on boxin them baby-makers
With a sock to the jock, better make that a double
Just a couple rounds of knuckles beneath the buckle & he\'ll buckle!
If you\'re in trouble, give him some urine trouble,
Hand him his balls and tell him, \"Better learn to juggle!\"
Turn his pebbles into rubble, make him wonder what mighta been
Make it so the south will never rise again!
Now every man claims to be the toughest and the meanest
But watch your crotch cuz soon the losers will be the wieners
And the winners in all the gladiator arenas
Are always the ones who go straight for the penis!
Chorus
I\'ll give your willy a welt like you aint never felt,
Soon as I\'ve knelt, I\'ma pelt ya below the belt
Like BANG! Bust \'em in the wang like it aint no thang
Now you really can\'t hang!
But you ain\'t gotta be a dude, shit I\'ll dick-punch a chick
Cuz I don\'t discriminate when I punch em in the dick!
Whether Suzy Homemaker or a floozy home-wrecker
I\'ma deck \'er in the pecker motherfecker!
It could be yo\' mama, better be no drama,
You could be the Dalai Lama, I\'ma still put it on ya
With a right, left, right, left - you\'re dick-punched!
Then you say, \"Goddamn my shit\'s crunched!\"
Scrotum? Hell it damn near killed him!
I don\'t care if you live in Bodom, man, forget about children!
You ain\'t gotta know Kung-Fu to bust some ninja shit
Fuck Sun Tzu, you wanna learn the art of war?
Just punch em in the dick!
Chorus
We got a brand new dance, it\'s called, \"Punch his
ass right in the dick.\" (x2)
Any o\' you snotty kids be talkin\' shit,
I\'ma drop a fist on your naughty bits
I got punches a plentiful, you bet yer rear end it\'ll
Sting when I start swingin\' on ya genitals,
Cuz then it\'ll swell up, all outta proportion,
Lookin\' like an eggplant forced in through your foreskin
Nevermind abortion, forget vasectomy,
I got yer birth control: POW! Nut check, homey!
Yo, I\'ll punch God in the dick, I\'ll punch Mary in the dick
I\'ll punch Jesus Christ in the dick
I\'ll punch Cheney in the dick, I\'ll punch Powell in his colon,
I\'ll punch George in his bush, I\'ll punch Condoleeza Rice in the dick!!!
Chorus
Fitna punch \'em in the dick
Watch me punch \'em in the dick
Love to punch \'em in the dick
Born to punch \'em in the dick
Forever punch \'em in the dick
Sucker punch \'em in the dick
Fruit punch \'em in the dick
Hawaiian punch \'em in the motherfuckin\' DICK!
Motherfuckers talk shit -- Punch \'em the dick!
Yo! Look at that chump! See the way that he struts?
Don\'t kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts!
Just pop a squat, start lettin\' off the shots
Like knock-knock-knock, just cold-cocked his cock!
To all the cock-knockers, nut-crackers, ball breakers,
Peter-beaters, keep on boxin them baby-makers
With a sock to the jock, better make that a double
Just a couple rounds of knuckles beneath the buckle & he\'ll buckle!
If you\'re in trouble, give him some urine trouble,
Hand him his balls and tell him, \"Better learn to juggle!\"
Turn his pebbles into rubble, make him wonder what mighta been
Make it so the south will never rise again!
Now every man claims to be the toughest and the meanest
But watch your crotch cuz soon the losers will be the wieners
And the winners in all the gladiator arenas
Are always the ones who go straight for the penis!
Chorus
I\'ll give your willy a welt like you aint never felt,
Soon as I\'ve knelt, I\'ma pelt ya below the belt
Like BANG! Bust \'em in the wang like it aint no thang
Now you really can\'t hang!
But you ain\'t gotta be a dude, shit I\'ll dick-punch a chick
Cuz I don\'t discriminate when I punch em in the dick!
Whether Suzy Homemaker or a floozy home-wrecker
I\'ma deck \'er in the pecker motherfecker!
It could be yo\' mama, better be no drama,
You could be the Dalai Lama, I\'ma still put it on ya
With a right, left, right, left - you\'re dick-punched!
Then you say, \"Goddamn my shit\'s crunched!\"
Scrotum? Hell it damn near killed him!
I don\'t care if you live in Bodom, man, forget about children!
You ain\'t gotta know Kung-Fu to bust some ninja shit
Fuck Sun Tzu, you wanna learn the art of war?
Just punch em in the dick!
Chorus
We got a brand new dance, it\'s called, \"Punch his
ass right in the dick.\" (x2)
Any o\' you snotty kids be talkin\' shit,
I\'ma drop a fist on your naughty bits
I got punches a plentiful, you bet yer rear end it\'ll
Sting when I start swingin\' on ya genitals,
Cuz then it\'ll swell up, all outta proportion,
Lookin\' like an eggplant forced in through your foreskin
Nevermind abortion, forget vasectomy,
I got yer birth control: POW! Nut check, homey!
Yo, I\'ll punch God in the dick, I\'ll punch Mary in the dick
I\'ll punch Jesus Christ in the dick
I\'ll punch Cheney in the dick, I\'ll punch Powell in his colon,
I\'ll punch George in his bush, I\'ll punch Condoleeza Rice in the dick!!!
Chorus
Fitna punch \'em in the dick
Watch me punch \'em in the dick
Love to punch \'em in the dick
Born to punch \'em in the dick
Forever punch \'em in the dick
Sucker punch \'em in the dick
Fruit punch \'em in the dick
Hawaiian punch \'em in the motherfuckin\' DICK!
